Let me borrow from William Shakespeare: Doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt that the so-called ambazonia struggle and terrorism is a COMEDYREVOLUTION. And the actors and actresses are of various stripes – stupid, ignorant, nincompoops, porn stars, zealots, fraudsters, illegals, “native doctors”, liars, fake pastors, adulterers, adulteresses, etc. These are the vipers and poisonous snakes. A so-called revolution built on the flimsy base of their own pipe dreams and lies and deception.
Given that the characters are many and varied, I will only present some of the arch-hypocrites. And the poorly educated and brainwashed amba “Shit-No-Wipe-Lass” terrorists who are being manipulated daily to their deaths, will realise that they are being used like toilet tissue. Amba terrorists, the shadiest characters I am about to present as we start the ComedyRevolution, are your arch-enemies and you should “check sense” and abandon the ambazonia crap before it is too late for you.
Ikome Sako Ikome Sako and others have told you, amba “Shit-No-Wipe-Lass” terrorists, that you should be murdering Francophone Cameroonians, and through such horrid atrocities, independence will come. However, it is said that the best way to lead is by example. The question is, why has Ikome Sako not gruesomely beheaded his wife who is a Bulu, Francophone Cameroonian? If he believed in the so-called struggle and thought it will lead to independence, he should have done to his wife what he is asking you, amba “Shit-No-Wipe-Lass” terrorists, to do to Francophone Cameroonians. He is a fake pastor with a fake phd.
Ntumfoyn Boh Herbert This “puff-puff” jaw ambafool, just like Ikome Sako, is married to a Francophone Cameroonian, a Bamileke woman. He is the leader of MoRISC. Again, the best leaders are those who lead by example. So, why will he be advocating for the murder of Francophone Cameroonians, and yet, he sleeps with her Bamileke sweetheart every night? Should he not have killed her as an example of what they are asking you, amba “Shit-No-Wipe-Lass” terrorists, to do? He has not done that because life is sweet, and he does not believe in his heart of hearts that the pipe dream of an independent ambazonia will never happen.
Eric Tataw This is the pig-ignorant pseudo-journalist who was castrated by MKPD a couple of years ago, and he has since been searching for his balls. Maybe his wife needs your services, shag her and Eric will pay you for helping perform his matrimonial duties for him. He is a man with only a “stick” between his legs and no dangling accessories. He instructed you, amba “Shit-No-Wipe-Lass” terrorists, to kill school children as young as 5 years old (for going to school); chop off the hands of poor CDC workers; and lately; that you should murder Mayors, and their wives and children. Yet, he has not ordered you to kill his father-in-law who is a member of the CPDM political party and a CPDM Member of the Cameroon National Assembly. Why will he protect his father-in-law while asking you, brainwashed terrorists, to kill Mayors, who do not make laws? He is protecting his own and sending you to die. A supposedly “successful newspaper owner” who is driving UBER (taxi) to earn a living. His Facebook rants are intended to increase his audience, and by so doing earn more money from Google. He is using the so-called ambazonia struggle to enrich himself, and in all probability, to boost his asylum claim in the USA.
Chris Anus This oversized mouth (did he deliver a baby through his mouth?) fake pastor who said Francophone Cameroonians should be murdered, was hiding his family in Yaoundé. Yaoundé of all places! His mother and his sister and other family members have been living peaceably in Yaoundé. Yet, he says the Yaounde regime is perpetrating genocide in so-called ambazonia. Why would he hide his family in his enemy’s territory? The simple answer is that he does not believe in what he says in public and does not believe that there is going to be an independent ambazonia. Amba “Shit-No-Wipe-Lass” terrorists, Chris Anus is in for money to line his pockets. And why would his brother’s (“film marsha”) wife go to hospital in Dschang (Western Region) when you, amba “Shit-No-Wipe-Lass” terrorists, are always left to die miserably of your fatal wounds? And if “film marsha” was fighting LRP, why will he send his wife to the enemy’s territory? He is just using the so-called struggle to steal, rape, and enrich himself. He knows there no independence coming! A pastor who said Samson or Gideon called Goliath.
Mark Bareta What this academic misfit and vagrant has in common with Chris Anus is that his family too has been hiding in Yaoundé. Without the death of his father in Yaounde, who would have known that he was enjoying life in Yaounde? Again, what baffles me is that this ambafool was okay with his family living in Yaounde. He was sending money to Yaounde for his dad and other family members to pay rents, buy food, buy clothes, etc. I thought they said the strategy was to bleed LRP economically? This numbskull was enhancing the economy of LRP whilst telling amba “Shit-No-Wipe-Lass” terrorists to kill anyone drinking Brasseries drinks. And his father was drinking Brasseries drinks in Yaounde. What a hypocrite!
Amba “Shit-No-Wipe-Lass” terrorists, you have not struck a bargain to cheat death and made a deal to dodge the grave. The hypocrites mentioned above know that there will never ever be independence, and that is why they are not themselves doing the atrocities they are asking you to commit. Abandon the so-called ambazonia struggle and save your lives, or you stick with it and die whilst these hypocrites continue to enjoy life. Ikome Sako and Boh Herbert will continue to shag their women.
Watch out for ACTI. SCENE II.